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Explore political gaffes and celebrity scandals through a lens of hilarity and truth.
Join us for a vibrant take on bizarre happenings that question humanity’s direction.
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“The Virgin Mary of Cell Block C: A Tale of Immaculate Conception, Florida Style”
Ahoy, me hearties! ‘Tis your ol’ mate Capt’n Trash McFoulMouth, the leader of the ship at Trash Panda Media, sloshed on rum and ready to regale ye with a tale so fuckin’ bizarre, ye’d think I’ve been nibblin’ on the wrong kind of trash again. Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, ’cause this one’s a doozy!…
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Debt to Debauchery: Kamala Harris Strips Down for Financial Freedom
Ahoy, mateys! ‘Tis me, Capt’n Trashy McFoulmouth, the foul-mouthed raccoon pirate, here to spin ye a yarn so wild, it’d make even the devil blush. Gather ’round for a tale of political downfall and financial desperation, where one Kamala Harris, once second in command of the United bloody States, decides to take a swashbuckling turn…
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Britney Fkin’ Spears Melts Down Like a Goddamn Nuclear Reactor
Holy shit, grab your beers, folks, ’cause this story’s gonna blow your fuckin’ mind. That pop tart Britney Spears, yeah, the one who’s been more up and down than a seesaw in a hurricane, just got royally screwed over by her latest piece of man-candy, Chad “The Stud” McHeartthrob. So here’s the deal: Chad, with…
In the moonlit bay, under the old oak tree, Lives a pirate raccoon as bold as can be. With an eyepatch of black and a hat of red, He sails the night in search of treasure and bread