News with Humor
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“The Virgin Mary of Cell Block C: A Tale of Immaculate Conception, Florida Style”
Ahoy, me hearties! ‘Tis your ol’ mate Capt’n Trash McFoulMouth, the leader of the ship at Trash Panda Media, sloshed on rum and ready to regale ye with a tale so fuckin’ bizarre, ye’d think I’ve been nibblin’ on the wrong kind of trash again. Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, ’cause this one’s a doozy!…
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Debt to Debauchery: Kamala Harris Strips Down for Financial Freedom
Ahoy, mateys! ‘Tis me, Capt’n Trashy McFoulmouth, the foul-mouthed raccoon pirate, here to spin ye a yarn so wild, it’d make even the devil blush. Gather ’round for a tale of political downfall and financial desperation, where one Kamala Harris, once second in command of the United bloody States, decides to take a swashbuckling turn…
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Britney Fkin’ Spears Melts Down Like a Goddamn Nuclear Reactor
Holy shit, grab your beers, folks, ’cause this story’s gonna blow your fuckin’ mind. That pop tart Britney Spears, yeah, the one who’s been more up and down than a seesaw in a hurricane, just got royally screwed over by her latest piece of man-candy, Chad “The Stud” McHeartthrob. So here’s the deal: Chad, with…
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Pimp Daddy ” PIMP’N Isn’t Easy
Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, I’ve got a tale to spin about Sean “Diddy” Combs, the notorious charmer, who’s currently dancing with the iron bars instead of the likes of Jennifer Lopez. So, Diddy, with his fancy parties and his “I’m the king of the world” attitude, tried to make a play for freedom again.…
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Breaking News: Musk’s DOGE Unleashes ‘Shock and Awe’ on Federal Workforce
In a move that can only be described as part of his grand cosmic plan to terraform Earth into a more efficient planet, Elon Musk, alongside his sidekick Vivek Ramaswamy, has taken the helm of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). In true Musk fashion, he’s not just tweeting about rockets and electric cars anymore;…
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